Hey--Lydia was a totally valid person to be stuck on for ten years. Have you seen her?

[Actually there are a lot of reasons for it. Because it was safe--because he couldn't have it. But let's not go there. Stiles is over it, now. And he should be.]

I mean look, I guess at least I can take solace that the virgin totally lives in the horror story. You and your whole sex-ed up self is dead first.