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first.last@compass.net (3) (no subject) D12 63:19PM first.last@compass.net (6) Re: Mission D11 8:01PM first.last@compass.net (12) [text] D10 9:35AM

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voice

[wolfteen]

What? No way. [ Ha ha, oh God he’s probably right. Their lives are so full of horror movie clichés. ] Anyway, I haven’t had sex in months. I don’t think wishful thinking counts.

voice

[oralfixations]

Yeah, and I haven't masterbated in a month. I still think I win on the horror movie scale.

[Yeah, it's hard to find time to actually do it. Public showers, living with lots of girls, really hideous settings, and fear of dying all the time. It totally killed boners, and he's going to share that with you Scott.]

voice

[wolfteen]

[ He appreciates that. You know you're brothers when you can talk about your lack of wrist action. ]

Geez, no wonder you're tense. That's why you should get yourself a container, man. [ He's totally serious right now. ]

voice

[oralfixations]

Dude, you know how creepy that sounds? A 'masterbation container'?

And knowing my luck, someone will burst in anyways.

voice

[wolfteen]

Well you maybe wouldn’t run with that as a title. I’m just saying. Besides, you can lock the things. Mine works okay.

[ Wait. ]

Not that that’s why I got it!

voice

[oralfixations]

Ha!

You have totally been using yours as a masterbation cave!

voice

[wolfteen]

No! [ Well. ] Yeah, I mean, sometimes. Not all the time. I’m just saying, if privacy’s the issue, there are places for that.

For privacy.

voice

[oralfixations]

Well why can't I just borrow yours?

voice

[wolfteen]

Dude, come on. [ Gross, man! ] My bed's in that thing!

voice

[oralfixations]

So?

I'll do it in a corner or something!

voice

[wolfteen]

[ A longer pause.

Then a sigh. ]

You owe me, man.

voice

[oralfixations]

[He laughs.]

Aw man, I love you man. Really.

voice

[wolfteen]

Yeah, yeah. You better.