You weren't here for like, forever. And besides-- no one cares about your furry little problem here! I mean hell, we got some weirdo talking about you guys having some freak flag support group.
Allison's mom was here! Which, okay, she already knew about me, but what if there are others who don't? And Derek's not here which means the only one older than me is Marion. We've got to keep this secret, man!
I care. [ Because he wants to be normal, and because he’s still afraid. He remembers how his mom had looked at him when she found out. He doesn’t want random strangers to know what he is before he’s even had a chance to talk to them. ]
Velma, I can understand. She’s roomed with Derek and Isaac, and she’s your friend. I’d trust her. But that other girl – Kenzi? The one you told the night you were talking about the Bite? You didn’t know her at all, Stiles, she could’ve been anyone. She could’ve been a hunter.
Half this ship hates Jackson for what he is, and I don’t want that to be me. I don’t want them to know unless I trust them. There’s new people coming all the time and any one of them could be just like the Argents. Or worse.
Well hey, if it works for you. I don't know how 'my friend turns into a hairy wolf man every month' is gonna get you girls, unless they're like...comparing? But if it works.
You are not going to die a virgin, are you kidding me? You just need to find the right person, that’s all. And maybe don’t stick on the same one for ten years this time.
Hey--Lydia was a totally valid person to be stuck on for ten years. Have you seen her?
[Actually there are a lot of reasons for it. Because it was safe--because he couldn't have it. But let's not go there. Stiles is over it, now. And he should be.]
I mean look, I guess at least I can take solace that the virgin totally lives in the horror story. You and your whole sex-ed up self is dead first.
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Pick up, it's important!
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[ Not really. ]
How many people did you tell I'm a werewolf?!
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I didn't--
Dude--
[Crap how many people did he tell?]
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You weren't here for like, forever. And besides-- no one cares about your furry little problem here! I mean hell, we got some weirdo talking about you guys having some freak flag support group.
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[ Not cool, Stiles. Not cool. ]
Allison's mom was here! Which, okay, she already knew about me, but what if there are others who don't? And Derek's not here which means the only one older than me is Marion. We've got to keep this secret, man!
[ And maybe Ruby. He isn't sure about that yet. ]
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No one is hunting you here.
I mean yes I probably should have asked you--but no one cares here.
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Velma, I can understand. She’s roomed with Derek and Isaac, and she’s your friend. I’d trust her. But that other girl – Kenzi? The one you told the night you were talking about the Bite? You didn’t know her at all, Stiles, she could’ve been anyone. She could’ve been a hunter.
Half this ship hates Jackson for what he is, and I don’t want that to be me. I don’t want them to know unless I trust them. There’s new people coming all the time and any one of them could be just like the Argents. Or worse.
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[But]
But I get your point. I'll try not to--sorry.
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[ He sighs, running his hand through his hair. ]
Thanks.
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Dude, I got it. I won't, okay?
[He feels guilty, so he's getting a little defensive.]
I'll continue to keep the little wolf secret.
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[ A beat. ]
So the girls you told, were any of them actually impressed by that?
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At least one was, at least.
[Pearl doesn't really count.]
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[ Scott has the best priorities, you know this. ]
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Like, I can tell people but only if I get laid out of it?
[A beat.]
Fair deal I like it.
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Well hey, if it works for you. I don't know how 'my friend turns into a hairy wolf man every month' is gonna get you girls, unless they're like...comparing? But if it works.
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[ Yep, not letting that go yet. ]
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That can't be right. ]
You think it's because of your scars? I didn't think she'd be like that.
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I just--
--it's a dead end street, man. I'm doomed to die a virgin.
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You are not going to die a virgin, are you kidding me? You just need to find the right person, that’s all. And maybe don’t stick on the same one for ten years this time.
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[Actually there are a lot of reasons for it. Because it was safe--because he couldn't have it. But let's not go there. Stiles is over it, now. And he should be.]
I mean look, I guess at least I can take solace that the virgin totally lives in the horror story. You and your whole sex-ed up self is dead first.
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